Not-work-safe discussion and pictures, after the bump…

Why is my god damn cocksucking car not working? I give it a new alternator, I put a new battery in it because the alternator went kamikaze on it, I get the transmission rebuilt, and STILL red lights flash on as I drive around. My guess? Someone screwed up putting the alternator in, or someone screwed up hooking up grounding wires. But I can’t know this because apparently fucking up a grounding wire DOESN’T SEND A CODE so there’s no way to actually, authentically, 100% KNOW what’s wrong with the damn thing until someone takes a look at it. On Tuesday. Two weeks after all this shit started. I swear to whatever God or Gods exist, real or imagined,  if this is something brand spanking new, I’m selling the car as is and just dealing with the poverty that follows from having a car payment, because I’m absolutely fucking sick of this shit.

By the way, here’s a picture of Elisha Cuthbert because she’s on the cover of a year old copy of Maxim that stares at me every time I go to the transmission shop. Enjoy.